Preface
What's a guy to do when he wakes up dead with nowhere to go? Maybe he shouldn't have had that last beer , ya think?! Well too late for all that crap especially when your feeling like ya got kicked in the head... all over your mismatched stitched together carcass/body! Could it be that it's time to start listening to "the voices in yer head? Hmmm... maybe.
We all know some teen-age guys aren't too bright but this dumb bastard is too dense to realize he should just roll over and keep still... especially AFTER he's already been killed! No wonder he keeps f#%*ing shit up!
Wotta Creep!
What a "Creep" indeed...
Well folks every tale has to start somewhere and you have just stumbled upon the dreadful debut of one decidedly degenerate living-dead dude!
What on Earth could be behind such depraved delinquent developments? What could allow for such fiendish foibles to run amok in our festering, failing civilization?! Was it that crazy metal music that these kids have gotten themselves into, could it be the decades of over indulgence in the decadent debauchery we call our crass consumer culture that has warped this nightmare society... maybe it's just something being sprayed in the air or in the water?! Or could it be some other sort of sinister force from beyond our so called "reality" that is spreading chaos, madness and insanity through out the land in all places! Some supernatural conspiracy working from behind the scenes finally bringing forth the ultimate apocalypse?!!
Hmm, perhaps... perhaps all this ...and more.
Hmmm...perhaps! Or perhaps not...
Anyway none of that should stop a creepy corpse kid from trying to have a good time while he still can... should it? Especially since none of it is HIS fault... or is it?
Oh well it really all started a long time ago... but we'll just pick it up somewhere in the middle or actually it might be a lot closer to the end! But no matter, you know what they say... the end of one "thing" is usually just the beginning of another... or some-"thing".
We all know some teen-age guys aren't too bright but this dumb bastard is too dense to realize he should just roll over and keep still... especially AFTER he's already been killed! No wonder he keeps f#%*ing shit up!
Wotta Creep!
What a "Creep" indeed...
Well folks every tale has to start somewhere and you have just stumbled upon the dreadful debut of one decidedly degenerate living-dead dude!
What on Earth could be behind such depraved delinquent developments? What could allow for such fiendish foibles to run amok in our festering, failing civilization?! Was it that crazy metal music that these kids have gotten themselves into, could it be the decades of over indulgence in the decadent debauchery we call our crass consumer culture that has warped this nightmare society... maybe it's just something being sprayed in the air or in the water?! Or could it be some other sort of sinister force from beyond our so called "reality" that is spreading chaos, madness and insanity through out the land in all places! Some supernatural conspiracy working from behind the scenes finally bringing forth the ultimate apocalypse?!!
Hmm, perhaps... perhaps all this ...and more.
Hmmm...perhaps! Or perhaps not...
Anyway none of that should stop a creepy corpse kid from trying to have a good time while he still can... should it? Especially since none of it is HIS fault... or is it?
Oh well it really all started a long time ago... but we'll just pick it up somewhere in the middle or actually it might be a lot closer to the end! But no matter, you know what they say... the end of one "thing" is usually just the beginning of another... or some-"thing".